Zara Muskurade-08
By
Rehan Kausar
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Zindagi Me Sada Muskurate Raho
Fasle Kam Karo, Dil Milate Raho
Dard Kesa Bhi Ho, Koi Gham Na Karo
IODEX Khareedo, Aur Lagate Raho
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sweet rho CADBURY ki tarah
fresh rho CLOSE UP ki tarah
BEAUTIFUL rho fair n lovely ki tarah
tension free rho CHILD ki trah
or SMART rho MERI TARAH
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Arz h,
Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi,
wah-wah
Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali aayegi,
U baith k latrin mai zor lagane se kya faida.
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Boys Of 2O1O
Boy 2 Girl: Mai aapse Frindship Krna Chahta Hu
Girl: Meri Sagai HoGyi Ha
Boy: Fir Behen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli Se Baat Kra De
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Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum
Ye SMS Africn me Lika he
Iska matlab ha
Nak mE Ungli Marne se Furst mil jye to SMS kr liya k
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Earth May Stop
Rotating
Birds May Stop
Flying
Heart May Stop
Beating
But
My Friend
Ur
Ur
Yes Ur
Brain Never Start
Working
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Tution sir-abe gadhe! Homework kyun nahi karta h tu?
Aaj ka Harami student-tameez se baat kar saale, customer se aise baat karte h kya?
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HUM AISE DOST HAIN AAPKE
jisko dekho to KHUWAB
socho to KHAYAL
mehsos kro to KHUSHBU
azmao to sacha DOST
Or
BHOOL JAO TO AAPKI AISI KI TAISI:*
SORRY
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Koi tume jab pagal kahe TO DUKHI MAT HONA, AFSOS MAT KARNA, RONA B NAHI, DARNA B NAHI, HIMAT SE KHADE HOKAR SOCHNA... USSE PATA KASE CHALA..:-
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Ladko K Pas Chahe"220cc PULSAR"
Ya "350cc ROYAL ENFIELDS"
Ya"YAMAHA Fz"
Ya"KARIZMA" Ho
Wo Hamesha Piche Rehenge
Ek"100cc SCOOTY" Ke
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Agar Daant Dhukhe to Dundo Koi Dentist.
wah wah!
Agr Daant Dhukhe to Dundo Koi Dentist.
My Name Is Khan I am Not A Terorist.!
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ya allah!! Un Tamam Students ko Exam Main Kamyab karna, Jinhe Sal Bhar Padhne Ka Time Na Mila...un masoom hatho ko himat de, jinho ne unlimited sms Pakage ko kbi waste nhi jane diya...ya khuda un ankhon ko roshni dena jo din raat net pr bethkr kamjor ho gayi h..!
Un garib bachho aur bachhiyo ki madad krna jo night hours me baat krte rhe aur pad na sake...!!
AAMIN..ye msg apne jaise mahan logo ko frwd kre.....
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Teacher- Duniya k pehle insaan ki nationality kya thi ?
Student- indian
Teacher- kaise ?
Student- uske paas Na ghar tha,Na aata tha, Na bijli
fir b wo zinda tha
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Apni ZINDGI Se Kch Pal De Do
Aj Na sahi
Apna KAL De Do
KHUSHI Do
Ya Na Do
Lekin
Apni
'Girl-Friend"Ka Number to Dedo.
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Joke
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Tamilnadu me grmi, kashmir me burf k gole
Tamilnadu me grmi, kashmir me burf k gole
Jb b koi LDKI dekhu mera DIL diwana bole
ole ole ole
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Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?
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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!
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Sachin fan watching CRICKET
KATS fan watching MOVIES
Sania fan watching
TENIS
But My fan is
Reading My
SMS
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U are sweet like TOMCute like JERRYNaughty like BUGS BUNNYStrong like POPEYEInnocent like Tweety . In short U are complete CARTOON.!
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Ban ke YaAD Hum RULaATE rahenge,
Aake KHWABO me JAGATE rahenge,
Muskil bahut he Hume BHUL pana,
Roz Roz SMS banke MOBILE me aate rahenge.
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Pee Lunga Tumhare Har Ek Aansu
Kabhi Apne Mefhil Me Baithakar To Dekho
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni GIRL FRIEND ko,
Kabhi Hum se Mila Kar To Dekho
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Teacher:MuGAL Rajao Ne Kab Se Kab Tak Raj Kiya. Santa: Sir, Puri Tarah to Malum Nahi, Fir Bhi Page No.10 Se 38 Tak Raj Kiya.
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Ye zaruri To Nahi Ki Aag Se Jal Jaye Insaan,
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